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“I think that was the wrong thing to do,” said another witness, who declined to be identified.
“She just grabbed him by his greasy hair with one hand and cracked him across the jaw with her skinny fist. ” Finally, Gordon surrendered without further incident, and was taken to jail and released on her own recognizance.
I don’t think so.” According to one witness, Bud Cort of Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio, one guard, “who weighed about 300 pounds, looked like he was drunk, and had his shirt out, told this woman she couldn’t board the plane unless they searched her. That’s when the trouble started.” Videotapes showed that Gordon ran the guard down with her motorized wheelchair, then sat on top of the screaming man while spinning her chair in circles.
“Doofus was so fat he couldn’t get up,” said Gordon with a giggle.
“These guys are supposed to be some kind of professionals,” she said, “but they’re dumber than rocks.
Here they were letting guys who looked just like terrorists walk through without searching them, and then they pull me aside and tell me they’re going to search me?
“All of them are okay,” said their doctor, who identified herself only as Natasha.
Ask the bartender what the girl is drinking and send that.
When in doubt, a glass of something sparkling never hurt anyone.” “Wait for a response.
One guard who attempted to pull Gordon’s wheelchair off of the screaming man from behind was hit over the head with an oxygen bottle and knocked unconscious.
A third guard, who approached Gordon from the front, was also left dazed on the floor.