Funny sayings about dating men
Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.Jenny Mc Carthy I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Gracie Hart Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.Jonathan Lockwood Huie I want a man who is kind and understanding. Zsa Zsa Gabor Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter.But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who’s broke.Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling.Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.